February 2012
gamer girl: omgggg modern warfare 4 lyfeee
girls who play video games: GOD DAMN IT MARIO. IS IT THAT FUCKING HARD TO STAY ON RAINBOW ROAD FOR MAYBE TEN SECONDS. OH MY FUCKING GOD PEACH YOU FUCKING WHORE. YOU REALLY HAD TO USE THE THUNDER CLOUD AND FUCKING SHRINK ME. REALLY. THIRD. I'M IN THIRD PLACE OH MY GOD YES THANK JESUS LORD ABOVE IN THE HEAVENS. FUCK. NO. I FELL OFF. I SWEAR TO GOD MARIO I'M GOING TO MURDER YOUR ITALIAN PLUMBER MOTHER FUCKING ASS. i hate my life.
Simon says jump.
Simon didn’t say land, you’re all out.
Me:
Everyone playing:
Everyone look at the video of me and Dora acting...
Watch
mom: are you dating that boy, you hugged him
mom: are you dating that boy, you were talking to him
mom: are you dating that boy, he looked at you
mom: are you dating that boy, he was breathing your air
that feeling when the lights go out at a concert and your stomach drops and you forget everything is the best thing in the world
look me in the screen and tell me you love me
age 15: i want a boyfriend
age 20: i rly want a boyfriend ok
age 30: no srsly i need a boyfriend guys im not kidding
age 40: pls im desperate
age 50: guys this isnt funny anymore cmon
age 60: its not funny guys
age 70: guys
Typical problem with buying online:
Cost: $5
Shipping: $1,000,000
soarin
flyin
there’s not a star in heaven that we can’t reach
When the teacher asks you to write notes, and...
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