February 2012
Jumping over a car: →
Expectations:
Reality:
oh you master of reverse psychology
i really want to click it now
you told me not to
that just makes me what wonders are held within
please stop and let me have some self control
this is truly a masterpiece of advertising
i just queued a post that will be posted on this day 600 years from now
so on february 18th 2612 the world will be in for a surprise
REBLOG IF YOU ALWAYS FOLLOW BACK .
Reblog , and watch the followers grow.
tyra banks: 10 beautiful ladies stand before me
tyra banks: but i only have nine pictures in my hands
tyra banks: and they're all of me
That one kid in class that can ask the teacher...
Trying to sneakily take your friend's food
But you end up making it obvious
Everyone was so busy talking about Whitney...
… that nobody noticed that David Kelly (The dude that played Grandpa Joe in Tim Burton’s Charlie and the Chocolate Factory) died. :(
When I buy a bag of chips..
Expectation:
Reality:
Put nothing in my ask if you think I'm attractive!
DANG, So many people think I’m Beautiful!
Everyone: Are you okay
Everyone: You look tired
Everyone: You look upset
Everyone: You look confused
Everyone: Are you mad at me
Everyone: What are you mad at
Me: IT'S MY FACE
do you ever do something really stupid and then you just sit there every night for weeks and think about how stupid it was
When someone checks you out
Normal people:
My reaction:
Today, I slipped in the shower and tried to grab...
It didn’t work.
Me: hey guess what-
Mom: NO ONE CARES ABOUT THAT GOD DAMN BAND THAT YOU ALWAYS TALK ABOUT DON'T YOU EVER GET SICK AND TIRED OF HEARING YOUR OWN FUCKING VOICE WHY DON'T YOU GROW UP AND LEAVE THE HOUSE FOR ONCE MAYBE GET SOME FRESH AIR AND ACTUALLY DO SOMETHING WITH YOUR LIFE INSTEAD OF SITTING IN A DARK ROOM DOING GOD KNOWS WHAT AND TALKING TO GOD KNOWS WHO ON THE INTERNET GO DO YOUR HOMEWORK OR SOMETHING I'M NOT IN THE MOOD TO DEAL WITH YOU RIGHT NOW.
Me: